Transparency in Government Briefs!
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More transparency in government briefs – More men’s sheer underwear on the Hill!
For years, Americans have desired more transparency in government, yet government officials still cling to their opaque cotton briefs rather than take a political risk in a pair of men’s sheer underwear. Because senior politicos are set in their old underwear ways, they continue to obstruct and obfuscate, preventing the power lens of the people from seeing what’s beneath their designer sheep’s clothing.
Washington needs an attitude adjustment, which starts from the bottom up in a pair of men’s sheer underwear, so Congressional members can feel comfortable in the underwear next to their skin. Lightweight and skintillating, men’s sheer underwear keeps the power source below the belt stirring for hours allowing a Senator to filibuster through the day and night.
While senior members of the House sit straight-backed in their chairs, tense and irascible, slaves of their tighty-whities, younger political slingers diss the discomfort of old stodgy briefs by choosing the comfort of men’s sheer underwear. It feels natural against the skin and won’t distract or require a special ops underwear tug behind the scenes.
The tighty-whities politico is focused on his underwear instead of the issues and worries about his own government affairs. Everything he owns or believes in is stuck in the same old place and pair of old cotton heavy breather briefs.
We have nothing to fear but tight underwear waistbands that constrict and dig into the skin. It causes unfavorable policy decisions that hinder growth and prosperity in the pants.
The only way for politicians to engender the public trust is by not hiding beneath their designer sheep’s clothing. Let’s see what they’ve got. Put transparency back into government by voting for candidates who wear men’s sheer underwear briefs.
The cool sensuous rub of silk men’s sheer underwear feels great against any governing body.
Salute!
Lauren Salkin
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2 Responses to “Transparency in Government Briefs!”
good fashion underwear. thank you.
What is the underwear brand for the cover pic of this article?? I’ve been searching all over the web for it and I can’t find it! I love the mix of bright colors and sheer material!