Too Many Men or Mens Underwear Styles?
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Are you overwhelmed with finding the right man and then putting him in the right pair of mens underwear?
What’s a woman to do?
Go with cute, dumb, or possessive, or brief, thong, or bikini?
So many choices but which one is right?
Elza has the answer in her song “Too Many Men.”
“If he’s not caring, romantic and
sharing, I’ll simply trade him in
for another kind…”
This is also true about mens underwear although with a different set of rules, if the underwear isn’t comfortable, supportive, and flexible, trade it in for another pair.
But there are so many mens underwear styles from which to choose. How do you narrow down the choices to find the right one for you, uh, er, your man?
For girls who just want to have fun, you and your man will have a 24-hour party when he’s in a pair of mens sheer underwear. It’s lightweight and mesh and did I mention it’s sheer. Nothing to hide beneath him and his Calvins, except for the full enhancing pouch. I’m not talking about marsupials either.
However, if you’re more of a boxer or brief kind of gal yet still enjoy a sustainable thrill, then mens sheer underwear boxers and briefs are the answer to your mens underwear prayers and his.
If sheer is too risqué for your faint Midwestern heart, then mens nylon underwear can get your adrenaline pumping without shifting your blood pressure into overdrive. It’s lightweight, silky to the touch, and will always feel great against his skin and yours. And did I mention that mens nylon underwear is sexy and offers stretch and flexibility? Well, now I did.
If you’re the kind of woman who enjoys a good mystery, there are mens underwear shorts. Soft and loose fitting, cotton knit shorts feature more ventilation for those 90-degree moments before it all comes off in the dark, of course. Because if you enjoy fondling a great Sherlock Holmes mystery by the fire with a glass of wine, then by all means keep the mystery in your man’s mens underwear in a pair of cotton kit boxer shorts.
Too Many Men or Too Many Mens Underwear? Don’t worry. It’ll all get sorted out before the wash.
