Mens Kinky Underwear – When Kinky Met Blinky!
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Blinky Bot left the planet Spandex to travel the universe searching for the perfect pair of kinky underwear. He had heard that such perfection existed on a small planet called earth, where the earth species referred to it as mens sheer underwear; mens kinky underwear.
On Blinky’s world, Spandexers wore underwear on their heads where their genitalia were located. Their brains lay hidden deep inside their butts. Sitting down often brought the entire planet to a standstill. Other than the brains-genitalia swap, Spandexers appeared human in every way, except for wearing underwear on their heads.
One day, Blinky decided that he could no longer live his life seeing his world through the fly hole of his tighty whities. He needed to find an endless supply of mens kinky underwear (perhaps some kinky sheer underwear?) to bring back to his planet, so he could negotiate his way without bumping into walls and trees, and falling over evil lawn gnomes who enjoyed tripping Spandexers at every opportunity.
The day that Blinky landed on earth volcano dust drifted across the skies of Europe. So, Blinky changed course to North America and set his space ship down behind a compost heap in a remote area of New England. Only a flock of crows saw Blinky beam from the hull of his ship to the top of a mountain of wood chips. Climbing down the pile was difficult with a pair of briefs on his head. One misstep sent Blinky tumbling down the wood chip pile onto the spot of lawn where Kinky’s dog, Nod, was taking a leak.
“You’re not from around here,” said Kinky, while staring at the pair of underwear on Blinky’s head.
“I’m on a mission to bring sight to a world with a narrow point of view.”
“Oh, gosh Bigots” Kinky sighed.
“No, fly holes,” said Blinky. “I’m on a mission to find mens sheer underwear and other mens kinky underwear too!”
“I was going to ask why you’re wearing underwear on your head.”
“That’s a story for another millennium,” he said.
Kinky promptly took Blinky to a department store that she knew sold Mens Sheer Underwear.
Blinky danced for joy as he peered out his fly hole at the rows and rows of packages containing Mens Sheer Underwear. He bought them all and then rented a truck to take the plethora of mens kinky underwear to the compost heap that hid his spaceship.
Before Kinky and Blinky drove away, Blinky said, “Got to do just one thing quick,” and stepped into the changing room to try on his new pair of Mens Sheer Underwear.
“Oh my,” blushed Kinky when she gazed at the top of Blinky’s head. You know that question I asked you earlier about the underwear on your head. Never mind. But I will say this. It looks quite fetching.”
Kinky immediately knew that Blinky was the man of her dreams. “I want to go with you,” she said.
Once the packages of Mens Sheer Underwear were piled inside the spaceship, Kinky, Blinky, and Nod blasted off into the stratosphere and headed back to the planet Spandex where Blinky would be welcomed as a hero for discovering mens kinky underwear on earth, sheer underwear, and Kinky would look at life with an entirely new perspective.
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